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Total Medals Earned: 108 (From 25 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 2,140 Points

Africa Dudes

There Unlocked 11/23/10
25 Points
Sit there, shut up, and watch the entire thing...ALL THE WAY TO THE BITTER END.
There and Black Again Unlocked 5/21/11
50 Points
Watch Africa Dudes twice in a row, black to black! (Without re-loading your window!)
GO BACK TO AFRICA Unlocked 5/21/11
100 Points
Yeah, you're gonna sit there and watch it again - AND THIS TIME, YOU BETTER LOVE IT.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (175/175 points)

Back to the Cubeture 1

Ultimate Bully Unlocked 10/4/09
25 Points
Bully the weak.
Playboy Unlocked 10/4/09
50 Points
Find the adult pleasure.
Ultimate Pest 25 Points Bully your own boss.
Ultimate Savior 25 Points Defend the weak.
Ultimate Spitter 25 Points Real cowboys spit a lot.
Nature Boy 50 Points Become one with the desert
Do Lose Your Head 100 Points Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Nude Boy 100 Points Walk around (almost) naked.
Ultimate Winner 100 Points Complete the Game.

Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)

Brawl Royale

NoLegs Unlocked 6/15/09
5 Points
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
Red Mage Unlocked 6/15/09
5 Points
That's not even a real sword.
Tonberry Unlocked 6/15/09
5 Points
Go back to your cave.
Yoko Unlocked 6/15/09
5 Points
Farukon Paaansh.
Black Waltz Unlocked 6/15/09
10 Points
Wololo.
Lazarus Unlocked 6/15/09
10 Points
Ma gun's bigger.
Mecha Unlocked 6/15/09
25 Points
Systems failure imminent.
Natalie Unlocked 6/15/09
25 Points
Go back to kitchen.
Canti 50 Points Master the guitar.
Masochist 50 Points Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Goku 100 Points Save the universe from evil.
Cool Story Bro Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 8/12 (90/300 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 7/2/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
The Fast and the Furriest Unlocked 7/2/09
25 Points
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp Unlocked 7/2/09
50 Points
Defeat The Beard
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.

Medals Earned: 3/6 (80/155 points)

Cave of Wonders

Black Coffin Unlocked 9/29/09
10 Points
Die before beating Luis.
Rude awakening Unlocked 9/29/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 1st form.
Tighty whitey power Unlocked 9/29/09
10 Points
Defeat Luis' 2nd form.
Grape Crush Unlocked 9/29/09
25 Points
Find the 1st alternate ending.
Stack the deck Unlocked 9/29/09
25 Points
Defeat Luis' 3rd form.
Abyss-mal 25 Points Find the 2nd alternate ending.
Flee powder 50 Points Escape the cave.
Lou Lou Zoom 50 Points Beat the game in under 200 seconds.
Real Ultimate Power 100 Points Complete all other achievements!
Exterminator Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 5/10 (80/315 points)

Da Pink Knight

TKO Unlocked 9/4/09
10 Points
Dizzy the boss before first armor break.
YouWin Unlocked 9/4/09
25 Points
You Win.
CuttinOutSweets Unlocked 9/4/09
50 Points
Beat the game without getting a dizzy.
JuiceyKisses 25 Points Use magic as the final blow on the boss.
OneBigClusterFart 25 Points Hit 3 or more minions with jump magic.
DreidelPower 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your ground spin attack 6 times.
MaryPoppinz 50 Points Consecutively hit boss with your air spin attack 6 times.
PlaywithMyBalls 50 Points Deflect 3 cannonballs from boss's CannonSpamAttack.
Tilt 100 Points Beat the game with a certain score..
TimeAttack 100 Points Beat the game within 5 minutes or less.

Medals Earned: 3/10 (85/485 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 7/3/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 7/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 7/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 7/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 7/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Unlocked 7/3/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Unlocked 7/3/09
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 7/13 (80/155 points)

Epic Battle Fantasy

Chaos Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
King Slime Unlocked 5/11/09
10 Points
Slay the giant slime.
Beholder 10 Points Slay the tentacle beast.
Defender 10 Points Slay the sentinel.
Mecha 10 Points Slay the giant robot.
Regice 10 Points Slay the Pokemanz.
Goku 50 Points Slay your undead god.
Warrior 50 Points Beat the game on Normal difficulty.
Hero 100 Points Beat the game on Epic difficulty.
Knight 100 Points Beat the game on Hard difficulty.
Art Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Credits Guy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Fail Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Owned Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Punching Bag Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Terrorist Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
I Like Swords Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Pervert Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 2/18 (20/460 points)

Friday: The Game

DERP! Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
Fail at typing
Oh Poop II Unlocked 4/16/11
5 Points
You found some poo!
Going Viral Unlocked 4/16/11
10 Points
Based on a true story.
Burn Baby Burn! 5 Points Disco inferno
Cereal Killer 5 Points What a nutty way to die!
Have a Nice Trip! 5 Points See you next FALL!
Oh Poop 5 Points Wrong game, jackass!
Oh Poop III 5 Points Well, at least now you fit into
Road Kill 5 Points Fall out of the car.
Suicide 5 Points Just like in every other text based game EVER!
ZAP! 5 Points What a SHOCKING experience!
Partyin, Partyin, NO! 25 Points Just say NO !
Poop Princess 25 Points Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Winaholic 25 Points Find all 3 good endings.
Everybody's Rushin 50 Points Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Loseaholic 50 Points Lose in every way possible.
Partyin, Partyin, YEAH! 50 Points Get to the party!
FUN! FUN! FUN! FUN! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/18 (20/385 points)

In Utero

Supasperm Unlocked 6/6/09
25 Points
Beat the first level.
Aborted 25 Points Kill the boss without dying.
Impotent 100 Points Complete the first level without firing a shot.
Preggerz 100 Points Beat the game.

Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/250 points)